Things are heating up in the Mile End and in a good way! Yes! The things that are heating are meals! Food? Yum!
Located at 75 St-Viateur, in the heart of the Mile End district, Cantine Emilia has almost finished prepping the opening of it’s brand new restaurant and will very soon be ready to open up and fall out of business two weeks later!
Following last year’s successes of the previous 13 restaurants that made their home in this typically-Mile-End building, there will for sure be a lot of good cookery going on!
We tried to get a word from the person who seemed to be the owner of this new restaurant and who was on site as we walked by, but his long gray hair and levitating body quickly hid behind curtains when he saw us. The only words that we could get from were “It is alost finished. ha ha…. HA HA HA! IT IS ALMOST FINISHED!”
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Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!
Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!
Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan
Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!
Looking at a woman is so amazing, am I right? I’m so right. I know I am. It makes you want to say “WOW, I wish I could tap that thang!”. It’s even better when she looks like a professional full of success. As a beautiful, young and successful professional, I know many things about what kind of girl is best for you. If you are ugly though, you might not be their type… So, work hard at not being ugly and you might get a shot.
I’ve done some hardcore research you guys? And I found 5 Types Of Girls You Should Totally Admire And Want To Date
5. Thin Girls
Fat girls are fat and sometimes they smell? Very unprofessional? You should date a skinny or thin girl. They are MUCH better than the others and they’re smart enough to keep a good diet and not get fat.
4. Funny Girls
Image source: Instagram
Ha-ha! That’s not how you’re supposed to ride a bike! She knows that, she is being funny? You didn’t think it was funny? Then you have no idea what is funny. Funny girls are funny because they are smart and they have success. Just look at Ilisa Shlesinger! She knows what she’s doing, she’s hot AND she’s the funniest comedian on the planet!
3. Russian Girls
Image source: Instagram
Exotic girls know best. Russian girls are very exotic and wise? Most of the Russian girls you will meet at McGill grew up in Chomedey but don’t let that stop you. Chomedey culture is very exotic.
2. Blonde Girls
Photo cred: Christel Melissa Mulongoy (www.irinatee.com)
Do blondes actually have more fun? Oh yes they do. I feel like blondes don’t get enough credit for their awesomeness. Some guys will say that they prefer red heads or brunettes, but a girl with bright blonde hair will still make them double take. Think about it, you know so many classic beauties whose locks are the color of the sun: Taylor Swift, Candice Swanepoel, Giselle, etc. If you’re still not convinced, here are ten more reasons why blondes are the best:
1: Blogger Girls
Image Source: Instagram
Blogger girls are smart and successful. Some make make-up tootoorials, some make song covers and some talk for a very very long time and these girls are very smart and good looking. It makes them very successful because they work super hard at it. You should admire them, envy them and cry when they finally answer your comment. They are the best?
Photo taken directly off a kid’s pocket along with his lunch-money.
In MTL, we have hardcore-cyclists. It’s probably a fact. They even bike in Winter, sometimes. Crazy! Well, HCCyclists, rejoice: Montreal could maybe provide heated bike paths, in theory!
“Some cities simply flatten the snow, others want to see asphalt” discovered M. Van Neste on the web. Could this mean MTL could maybe have it’s very-own heated bike path? It could. Van Neste is a pretty official-sounding name, we think!
At SoooMTL, we hate to start rumors. That’s why we verified this info with a guy. He said “I still can’t believe my grandson is a journalist! I’m so proud of you, boy! Great work”.
CONFIRMED: MTL WIN!
If you’ve ever been in the Mile End, then you might have noticed that there is a variety of businesses there. People living in Mile End know that. Among these businesses is “Le Phillies Cheesesteak“.
For months now, people have been scratching their heads, standing in front of the building’s window: “What is it they’re selling? Why is it always empty?”. Today, everything changedmaybe. One of our interns, while she was riding her Bixi on the sidewalk and talking to us on her phone, noticed a customer inside the Phillies. She immediately stopped to observe. So what is Le Phillies Cheesesteak?
Image source: RestoMontreal.ca
As the customer exited the Phillies, our unpaid intern started asking the important questions.
So what is this place? Is it a store?
“I don’t know.”
Did you buy food there? Do they make food?
“There was kind of a smell in there. It smelled–”
Could you describe that smell to us?
“What do you mean ‘us’?”
I’m sorry, I’m a journalist? This is an interview?
“No you’re not.”
So from our first source: Le Phillies Cheesesteak smells.
A SECOND customer was spotted inside, but it ended up being someone on the TV hanging on the wall.
Here is a cool D.I.Y. project for you guys in MTL! Save that incredible airshot of MTL and set it as your background image! Amazing! Some things can be so simple sometimes… Breath-taking view everytime you close all your windows!
Here is the final result on my desktop (click it for full-size experience):
Source: My computre!