Montreal Decided To Open 99 Red Balloons Themed Biermarkt We Think

So we were on the Google internet

And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!

Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!

Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.

We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.



Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

Phillies Cheesesteak’s Only Client Turned Out To Be A Ghost Named Tony

After Saint Viateur’s world-famous Phillies Cheesesteak announced to MTL they were closing, the entire Mile End broke into tears. People all over (going as far as two blocks away from the place) handed out multiple petitions for them not to close but never ended up actually handing it to Phillies or Mayor Coderre.

Le Phillies Cheesesteak offered Philadelphia’s very-own cheese-steak sandwich. A tasty looking mix of the brown and orange colors. Although we have never stepped foot inside or know anyone who did, we had heard rumors of people spotting a man wearing a suit inside, eating one of the very famous sandwiches.

After receiving a few pictures of the suited man, we noticed a very interesting one. What we have here is absolute-proof (it was verified with our source and he said ‘yeah’) that the man was in fact a GHOST! Don’t believe us? See for yourself!


Image source: The ghost-hunter-guy that emailed this to us.