Do you think you have seen the city? I am here to say that you have not. Not until you have seen these breathtaking pictures that showcase your beloved Montreal as it truly are: breathtaking.
Looking at a woman is so amazing, am I right? I’m so right. I know I am. It makes you want to say “WOW, I wish I could tap that thang!”. It’s even better when she looks like a professional full of success. As a beautiful, young and successful professional, I know many things about what kind of girl is best for you. If you are ugly though, you might not be their type… So, work hard at not being ugly and you might get a shot.
I’ve done some hardcore research you guys? And I found 5 Types Of Girls You Should Totally Admire And Want To Date
5. Thin Girls
Fat girls are fat and sometimes they smell? Very unprofessional? You should date a skinny or thin girl. They are MUCH better than the others and they’re smart enough to keep a good diet and not get fat.
4. Funny Girls
Ha-ha! That’s not how you’re supposed to ride a bike! She knows that, she is being funny? You didn’t think it was funny? Then you have no idea what is funny. Funny girls are funny because they are smart and they have success. Just look at Ilisa Shlesinger! She knows what she’s doing, she’s hot AND she’s the funniest comedian on the planet!
3. Russian Girls
Exotic girls know best. Russian girls are very exotic and wise? Most of the Russian girls you will meet at McGill grew up in Chomedey but don’t let that stop you. Chomedey culture is very exotic.
2. Blonde Girls
Do blondes actually have more fun? Oh yes they do. I feel like blondes don’t get enough credit for their awesomeness. Some guys will say that they prefer red heads or brunettes, but a girl with bright blonde hair will still make them double take. Think about it, you know so many classic beauties whose locks are the color of the sun: Taylor Swift, Candice Swanepoel, Giselle, etc. If you’re still not convinced, here are ten more reasons why blondes are the best:
1: Blogger Girls
Blogger girls are smart and successful. Some make make-up tootoorials, some make song covers and some talk for a very very long time and these girls are very smart and good looking. It makes them very successful because they work super hard at it. You should admire them, envy them and cry when they finally answer your comment. They are the best?
In MTL, we have hardcore-cyclists. It’s probably a fact. They even bike in Winter, sometimes. Crazy! Well, HCCyclists, rejoice: Montreal could maybe provide heated bike paths, in theory!
“Some cities simply flatten the snow, others want to see asphalt” discovered M. Van Neste on the web. Could this mean MTL could maybe have it’s very-own heated bike path? It could. Van Neste is a pretty official-sounding name, we think!
At SoooMTL, we hate to start rumors. That’s why we verified this info with a guy. He said “I still can’t believe my grandson is a journalist! I’m so proud of you, boy! Great work”.
CONFIRMED: MTL WIN!
If you’ve ever been in the Mile End, then you might have noticed that there is a variety of businesses there. People living in Mile End know that. Among these businesses is “Le Phillies Cheesesteak“.
For months now, people have been scratching their heads, standing in front of the building’s window: “What is it they’re selling? Why is it always empty?”. Today, everything changedmaybe. One of our interns, while she was riding her Bixi on the sidewalk and talking to us on her phone, noticed a customer inside the Phillies. She immediately stopped to observe. So what is Le Phillies Cheesesteak?
As the customer exited the Phillies, our unpaid intern started asking the important questions.
So what is this place? Is it a store?
“I don’t know.”
Did you buy food there? Do they make food?
“There was kind of a smell in there. It smelled–”
Could you describe that smell to us?
“What do you mean ‘us’?”
I’m sorry, I’m a journalist? This is an interview?
“No you’re not.”
A SECOND customer was spotted inside, but it ended up being someone on the TV hanging on the wall.
After a whirlwind tour of the city whereupon he appeared on stage with Anna Kendrick Lamar at Osheaga and also replaced Action Bronson at Osheaga and did some standup comedy, the artist formally known as Mos Def but more currently known as yasiin bae has announced a new plan to become EVEN MORE MTL.
Sooo MTL has obtained EXCLUSIVE details upon the fact that the Brooklyn based rapper will actually PHYSICALLY BECOME Schwartz’s while he is staying in MTL. So head on over to 3895 Saint Laurent any time starting tomorrow to find not a building that houses a lot of smoked meat but instead 41-year-old rapper and actor Mos Def just standing there and epically being Schwartz’s.
Here is a cool D.I.Y. project for you guys in MTL! Save that incredible airshot of MTL and set it as your background image! Amazing! Some things can be so simple sometimes… Breath-taking view everytime you close all your windows!
Here is the final result on my desktop (click it for full-size experience):
Taking a seat at a hot location is hard to do sometimes. Sitting is something everyone likes to do. Share this article if you agree.
Located in the heart of the Mile-End (also known as Petite-Toronto), on the corner of THE MAIN and Saint-Viatour Streets, this seating spot is not only eco-friendly (it’s made out of a big container for trains) but it is also tasteful and artsy. At SoooMTL, we LOVE the arts!
No drinking or smoking is allowed on this sweet, sweet spot, but it’s a really nice place to take a seat and watch cars, buses and also trucks go by!
Today, we mourn the death of a great, great man.
Jacques Parizeau (French pronunciation: [ʒɑk parizo]), owner of La Parize, MTL’s BEST poutine ever, has left us.
Jacques has also invented the concept of banking and he was a pionneer of canadian democracy, the first to allow immigrants to vote through a motion that will always be remembered as “the ethnic vote“.
Rest In Peace, Jack. You were the best.
Drizzy Drake, ‘m’I right?
Reach for your dreams, you guys.
Statistically speaking, many restaurants are appropriate for dates, as they provide food, light and staff, mostly. This is probably great for economy!
This food place was established at a certain time, back a while ago, maybe. Located on THE MAIN, they hold a delicious atmosphere for eating, or sitting, also maybe. We presume this. Recently, rumors were amounts of people had noticed this place, so we were curious enough to go and take a peek a their menu, if opportunity arose.
It turns out some type of people like it — yum! Others, less. But this place is perfect for people with a certain taste. Types of eaters will also have their appetite fulfilled by the probable variety of appropriate meals, considering their theme. The perfect place for many occasions!