So we were on the Google internet
And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!
Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!
Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.
We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.
Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!
Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!
Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan
Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!
As a lot of you already know, Trey Parkour and Matt Stone’s The Book Of Mormon: The Musical was in MTL. Chad wanted to get a piece of the action, so we managed to get him a ticket off St?phanie who didn’t wanna bus all the way back to Terrebone on a Sunday evening and miss “Tout La Monde En Pâle”.
Wow. I don’t see what the fuss is all about, guys. It was… mehhh. CHICAGO, now THAT’S something. In High School, we did a 10 minute-long West Side Story. I played one of the guys in the basketball court. My teacher said I had great potential. I’ve been working on a musical script for a few years, now. I know one of the guys at L’Escalier, so I might do it there, when it’s ready.
You like musicals? Check out the 2015 Honda Accord Sedan! The Accord knows one thing very well. Its audience.