Things are heating up in the Mile End and in a good way! Yes! The things that are heating are meals! Food? Yum!
Located at 75 St-Viateur, in the heart of the Mile End district, Cantine Emilia has almost finished prepping the opening of it’s brand new restaurant and will very soon be ready to open up and fall out of business two weeks later!
Following last year’s successes of the previous 13 restaurants that made their home in this typically-Mile-End building, there will for sure be a lot of good cookery going on!
We tried to get a word from the person who seemed to be the owner of this new restaurant and who was on site as we walked by, but his long gray hair and levitating body quickly hid behind curtains when he saw us. The only words that we could get from were “It is alost finished. ha ha…. HA HA HA! IT IS ALMOST FINISHED!”
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Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!
Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!
Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan
Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!
Chad called me mad as hell today, and he NEVER gets angry. Chad is the smoothest sailor there is.
What happened is he was just cruising on the street with his bae and a police officer stopped him. He politely answered the officer’s questions to finally get a piece of paper handed to him. A fine. 367$. “Surely you’ve heard of the new law that was implemented, and now you’re just trying to provoke us, we take that very seriously” said officer Tremblay, as she handed him the fine.
A few minutes scrolling through your newsfeed should confirm the rumors. Massive amounts of people are getting fined for wearing the now-forbidden shirt. Rumors of a raid at Tam-Tam Sundays on MT RYL are now circulating.
Keep it in the closet, commies.
Update: Rumors have also circulated that aviator sunglasses would now be forbidden too. Chad is FURIOUS.
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