Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

The Best Pokemon Go Locations To Find Rare Pokemon In MTL


Pokemon is all the rage, right now! With kids ranging from 30 to 45 years old, EVERYONE seems to be playing Pokemon Go on their cellphones (sorry Olds, You can’t play with your flip-phones LOL)!

But now everyone is wondering — WHERE DO I CATCH THE RARE POKEMONS?!? Well, the wait is over. We asked EVERYONE we know at La Belle Province, and we now have the COMPLETE list of the sweet, sweet spots to find your own Mewtwo! Here’s the full map with the list below!


1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Rattata, Squirtle.


2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (a true classic! who’s hungry???), Pidgey, Rattata and maybe Meowth.


3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

What you can find: Did someone say steam-dogs?? YUM! Affordable price! Also; Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pigeon.


4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

What you can find: Great poutine and steam-dog combo! If you say hi to Manny, he might take a few bucks off the price! NICE! Thanks Manny! Also; Pidgey, Rattata, Meowth, Seel, Fishy and Flowerhead.


5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

What you can find: Manny, Poutine, Pidgey, Drowsey, Machop


6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

What you can find: Rattata, Pidgey, Meowth, Eevee. Secret cheat-tip: You can find ANY Pokemon there if you say hi to Manny twice and order poutine for all your friends. Did I hear “poutine”? YUM!


7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

What you can find: Mankey, Rattata, Egghead, lots of Muk, Psyduck Poutine, Coderre, Steam-dogmon


8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Manny, Rattata, Squirtle, Manny, Steve, Diglet, Manny, Ghastly, MEWTWO!!!!, Pidgey, Manny2.


After a whirlwind tour of the city whereupon he appeared on stage with Anna Kendrick Lamar at Osheaga and also replaced Action Bronson at Osheaga and did some standup comedy, the artist formally known as Mos Def but more currently known as yasiin bae has announced a new plan to become EVEN MORE MTL.

Sooo MTL has obtained EXCLUSIVE details upon the fact that the Brooklyn based rapper will actually PHYSICALLY BECOME Schwartz’s while he is staying in MTL. So head on over to 3895 Saint Laurent any time starting tomorrow to find not a building that houses a lot of smoked meat but instead 41-year-old rapper and actor Mos Def just standing there and epically being Schwartz’s.

(source: Renée Angelil)

(source: Renée Angelil)

MTL Gone Gangsta! 9 Top Hip Hop Artisans from the 438!

Montreal is all about H-I-P to da H-O-P! In the wake of the Matthew B-Cotè regarding local hpi hop act Dead Obies, here’s a list of the Montreal hip hop artists that you should check out right now!



9. Shades of Vultures: The band doesn’t exist anymore but if you want people to know that you know what’s up when it comes to local hip hop, you gotta drop Shade of Vultures! They’re regarded as the pioneers of the hip hop scene in MOntreal and they have toured with acts such as the Backstreet Boys and Ben Harper so you know they’re legit. Straight outta NDG!!!

(Source: google)

(Source: google)

8. KCLMNOP: That guy is also old school! He rapped in french and was well known for a song that went like this “shut up! live your life and stay alive!” Serious gangsta beats reminiscnent of E-50.



7. Dead Obies: They’re the new kids on the block. Litterally!



6. Dubmatique: These guys ARE THE SHIT! They were all over the place back in da daze! Chad told us that it’s all about the lyrics, which we don’t fully understand, but you gotta dig deeper and get into it because it doesn’t get any more semenal than that!



5. Roi Heenok: Another local true gangsta! Before getting arrest for arms and drugs possession, this guy was Mr. Hip Hop in Quebec. The King! (Roi means king in French, and Heenok means Heenok).



4. Yvon Crevé: South Shore represent! This guy was straight outta Laval and he meant business! Mad beats, sick (French) lyrics (we are told), you gotta check him out!!!

(Source: lapresse/ca)

(Source: lapresse/ca)

3. Loco Locass: These guys are like the Canadian Beastie Boys! Their energy is amazing and they’re real proud of their deep Quebécois roots. They’re seperatists but we like them anyway! They wrote that amazing song that you hear every time the Habs score a goal at the Bell Centre! GO LOCO!

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

2. Daniel Lavoie: The roots of hip hop run deep in Quebec, thanks to Danièl Lavoie. He was the first Quebec artist to try his hand at hip hop back in the 80’s! It’s no wonder why they called him the Rap Pope!



1. Le 83: These guys are DA SHIZNIT! If you want true Montreal hip hop, look no further, these guys have it all! The beats are SIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKK and the lyrics are BAZINGA (we’re told)!!!! Serious mad props to Quebecois Hip Hop, these thugs reprezent!