“Opening Soon” Mile End Restaurant Is Now Ready To Open And Fall Out Of Business In Two Weeks

Things are heating up in the Mile End and in a good way! Yes! The things that are heating are meals! Food? Yum!

Located at 75 St-Viateur, in the heart of the Mile End district, Cantine Emilia has almost finished prepping the opening of it’s brand new restaurant and will very soon be ready to open up and fall out of business two weeks later!

Following last year’s successes of the previous 13 restaurants that made their home in this typically-Mile-End building, there will for sure be a lot of good cookery going on!

We tried to get a word from the person who seemed to be the owner of this new restaurant and who was on site as we walked by, but his long gray hair and levitating body quickly hid behind curtains when he saw us. The only words that we could get from were “It is alost finished. ha ha…. HA HA HA! IT IS ALMOST FINISHED!”

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Te Rest Of Me Going Be Disgusteng An Rany In Monreal


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Today is rane an col wedder will keep going for Me. De rest of Me gray, rane, sad.

Hopes for nex weak because wedder netwark predic 32 mondae. Predic rane an col for wedder nex many dae.

Bad new for ale were lookeng to sumar like becik, voleybale, sangria an terase.

Is going to rane tru weak.

Wedder forecase:

Sans titre


Sai. Godbai.

Good source for wedder forecase ere! Like ane folow! An SHAYR

Montreal Decided To Open 99 Red Balloons Themed Biermarkt We Think

So we were on the Google internet

And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!

Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!

Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.

We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.


Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

8 of MTL’s Best Chinese Restaurants For An Authentic Experience

Who doesn’t love chinese food? St?phanie, but it doesn’t count because I don’t think there are any Chinese restaurants in Terrebonne so why would she. In any case, Chinese food is great. We’re lucky that in MTL there are lots of amazing Chinese options for to eat. Here are our favorite places for potstickers, General Tao chicken and cream of sum yung guy (LOL gotta love Wayne’s World).

(Source: lesgalleriesdehull.com)

(Source: lesgalleriesdehull.com)

8. Tiki Ming
1, Place Ville-Marie

If you’re like us before we became our own bosses, you work in a call center. That means you don’t have a lot of time for lunch – thankfully, the Place Ville Marie has a food court and in its food court it has a terrific Chinese restaurant in the form of Tiki Ming. Get the Shanghai noodles and grab some chopsticks for an authentic Chinese experience.

(Source: ki-media.blogspot.com)

(Source: ki-media.blogspot.com)

7. Kim Hour
7734, Saint Michel

This restaurant is a little far from the center hub of Montreal but it’s got some amazing top-notch food if you ever find yourself in that neighborhood.

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(Source: bandersnatchpaper.squarespace.com)

6. Kanda Sushi
2045, Bishop

There are many Kanda sushis but this is the original all-you-can-eat MTL sushi joint. Bonus points in that it is very close to Concordia. Traditional Chinese sushis at a low low price! (Fun fact: there’s one of these restaurants in Rosemere, which is kind of close to Terbonne based on the quick Google mapping we just did. Go there and maybe you’ll see St?phanie’s parents!)

(Source: Google Maps)

(Source: Google Maps)

5. La Mison Egg Roll
3741, Wellington

Again, this is not a neighborhood that we particularly frequent since we prefer the PMR and D-Town but Chad’s been known to hit up the Verdungeon in search of some funky herbs and he told us about this place. What’s more authentically Chinese than egg rolls? Apparently René Levesque (a politician named after the street) really loved this place. Who knew even a politicians hung out in Verdump in da daze?!



4. La Centre Des Mets Chinoise de Montreal
961, Mount Royal

Boy, what a mouthful, huh? Situated in the rustic heart of the PMR in front of a gas station and next to an American Apparel, this authentic Chinese joint (the name translates to Montreal Center For Performing Chinese Food) has killer chow mein and a bottle of soy sauce on every table. Konitchewa!

(Source: journaldequebec.com)

(Source: journaldequebec.com)

3. Tiki Ming
1500, Atwater

As we mentioned above, there are many terrific Tiki MING locations scattered around the city, but this one has that jeune c’est quoi that we can’t put our finger on. It has been said that New York City pizza is better because of the water – maybe that is the secret of Tiki Ming Alexis Nihon: best water?

(Source: Google Maps)

(Source: Google Maps)

2. Pho Nguyen
1452, Saint Matheiu

Nguyen is a traditional chinese broth soup with noodles and vegetables; you can find it all across the city but this is the first one that popped into Google so it must be the best. It is cheap, warm, excellent and most of all CHEAP! (Fun fact: there are no pictures of this place on the Internet apparently)

(Source: flickr.com)

(Source: flickr.com)

1. Peanut Butter Noodle Guy
Somewhere on St-Laurent, who gives a shit

To us this is the most authentically Schijuan cuisine related experience in MTL: go to Biftek, get hammered, grab a hottie, feel that need, quench that desire, eat some noodles slathered in peanut butter off a paper plate in the back of the cab or sitting on the curb while your hottie puts their head between their knees. The second that shit hits your mouth you’d swear you’re in Tokyo. The only problem is you have to stumble upon the man like a leprechaun – we have never been north of Pine sober.