The Best Pokemon Go Locations To Find Rare Pokemon In MTL

THE HYPE IS REAL, BAE!

Pokemon is all the rage, right now! With kids ranging from 30 to 45 years old, EVERYONE seems to be playing Pokemon Go on their cellphones (sorry Olds, You can’t play with your flip-phones LOL)!

But now everyone is wondering — WHERE DO I CATCH THE RARE POKEMONS?!? Well, the wait is over. We asked EVERYONE we know at La Belle Province, and we now have the COMPLETE list of the sweet, sweet spots to find your own Mewtwo! Here’s the full map with the list below!

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1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Rattata, Squirtle.

 

2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (a true classic! who’s hungry???), Pidgey, Rattata and maybe Meowth.

 

3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

What you can find: Did someone say steam-dogs?? YUM! Affordable price! Also; Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pigeon.

 

4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

What you can find: Great poutine and steam-dog combo! If you say hi to Manny, he might take a few bucks off the price! NICE! Thanks Manny! Also; Pidgey, Rattata, Meowth, Seel, Fishy and Flowerhead.

 

5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

What you can find: Manny, Poutine, Pidgey, Drowsey, Machop

 

6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

What you can find: Rattata, Pidgey, Meowth, Eevee. Secret cheat-tip: You can find ANY Pokemon there if you say hi to Manny twice and order poutine for all your friends. Did I hear “poutine”? YUM!

 

7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

What you can find: Mankey, Rattata, Egghead, lots of Muk, Psyduck Poutine, Coderre, Steam-dogmon

 

8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Manny, Rattata, Squirtle, Manny, Steve, Diglet, Manny, Ghastly, MEWTWO!!!!, Pidgey, Manny2.

Interpol’s Official After-Show Is Happening At Rockette Bar For It’s 564th Consecutive Night

People at Rockette Bar have been clapping and chanting “Rooosemaryyy! Heaven restores you aliiiive!” for the 564th consecutive night. Why is that? It’s because it’s Interpol’s OFFICIAL after-show party!

No words yet on the band’s arrival at the bar but the DJ is positive they’ll show up any minute now.

This MTL DJ Was Asked To DJ The Frank & Oak Party – What Happened Next Will Blow Your Mind

Shit went down in a major yesterday at cool new PMR venue Lorbeer (partially owned by Jeff Sinko of MTL band Hedley) when an unnamed DJ of Montreal was asked to DJ the Christmas party of Frank & Oak, a very MTL company that makes plaid shirts that you can button all the way up and/or wear with a puffy vest. The DJ was asked to play some tasty jams for all to enjoy and get turnt; instead, he played some old garbage horseshit dad music. He was asked to turn to gooder music that would be heard at Picknick Electrick in order for to grind on the dancefloor, yet he refused mellifluously. The shamed DJ took to social networks to vent his frustration.

(Source: Facebook)

(Source: Facebook)

For those of you who don’t speak French (and why would you LOL) it goes something like this: I have been removed from my own DJ booth for the first time in 16 years of being a DJ and never being removed once. I am humiliated! I hope you all die, you dirty uneducated animals who eat poops. Your clothes are dirty rags for peasants that are more stupider than the rest of earth!

This was not well accepted by attendance of the party. When reached for comment, a guy with a beard said, ”Dawg, this shit is out of control. He’ll never DJ in this town again.” A girl with a tuque and a plaid shirt claimed, ”Oh wow, its sad !” Another, different girl with a tuque and plaid shirt said, ”Shièt stun signe prend ta retraite”. (Google Translate crashed when we inputted this in it, and our printer started printing pictures of Lil B. THANK U BASED GOD.)

The unnamed DJ retorted:

(Source: Facebook)

(Source: Facebook)

Again for those of us blessed enough never having to learn French, he says: The worst thing is i like hip hop but only good hip hop not hip hop that is bad. They listen to the worst music n the world. they are posers! (Posers is a word that was once used on the internet to describe hipsters.)

We do not know what is to happen to the unnamed DJ. A third, also different girl with a tuque and a plaid (and maybe glasses) claimed, ”dass what happens when u dont play Celine.. u get dealt wit sonnn!

Strong words. Important words. BUY COCA COLA