So we were on the Google internet
And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!
Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!
Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.
We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.
Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!
Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!
Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan
Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!
You’ve all been forced to the new app for Facebook Messenger. It looks great and the chat bubbles appearing on your screen at any time is really useful. Great, right?
Think again. You might recall, installing this app requires you to allow that Facebook Messenger gets access to your camera and contact list! WTF!?!
Clearly, we’ve all been had. Now, Facebook will be able to see which hot intern you most frequently jerk off to (THEY CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR CAMERAS!!!) or the messages you send to get anonymous handjobs from Craigslist. At Sooo MTL, we’re pretty important figures of MTL so we’re CLEARLY being spied on even more than you and that scares the Baejesus out of us. Illuminati is closing in on us, our privates’ lives are being stalked and we can’t do a damn thing about it. Or can we? We don’t know, honestly. What should we do??? SO NOT MTL.
Source: St?phou’s new celly