Things are heating up in the Mile End and in a good way! Yes! The things that are heating are meals! Food? Yum!
Located at 75 St-Viateur, in the heart of the Mile End district, Cantine Emilia has almost finished prepping the opening of it’s brand new restaurant and will very soon be ready to open up and fall out of business two weeks later!
Following last year’s successes of the previous 13 restaurants that made their home in this typically-Mile-End building, there will for sure be a lot of good cookery going on!
We tried to get a word from the person who seemed to be the owner of this new restaurant and who was on site as we walked by, but his long gray hair and levitating body quickly hid behind curtains when he saw us. The only words that we could get from were “It is alost finished. ha ha…. HA HA HA! IT IS ALMOST FINISHED!”
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Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!
Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!
Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan
Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!
(Source: my friend snapchatted it to me)
A super interesting study has just been released by the Institute of Studies About Sexy People that studied the habits of sexy people who have sex with each other and sometimes jerk it if it’s been too long. According to this study:
– 100% of people claim to prefer to have sex with someone they find attractive
-96% of people answered that they were very likely to put a genitals in their mouth if it belonged to a person who showers regularly
– 89% of women answers that they prefer the taste of bacon to penis but also said that penis wasn’t that bad compared to like a mouthful of mud
– 81% of people answered that they were more likely to have sex with someone who walked up to them and chatted instead of someone they will never meet, see or speak to
– Only 7% of people said that they enjoy having sex with bad breaths
– 0% of the people that who answered this survey were from Montreal
– Bar Brutus