The Best Pokemon Go Locations To Find Rare Pokemon In MTL

THE HYPE IS REAL, BAE!

Pokemon is all the rage, right now! With kids ranging from 30 to 45 years old, EVERYONE seems to be playing Pokemon Go on their cellphones (sorry Olds, You can’t play with your flip-phones LOL)!

But now everyone is wondering — WHERE DO I CATCH THE RARE POKEMONS?!? Well, the wait is over. We asked EVERYONE we know at La Belle Province, and we now have the COMPLETE list of the sweet, sweet spots to find your own Mewtwo! Here’s the full map with the list below!

1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Rattata, Squirtle.

 

2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (a true classic! who’s hungry???), Pidgey, Rattata and maybe Meowth.

 

3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

What you can find: Did someone say steam-dogs?? YUM! Affordable price! Also; Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pigeon.

 

4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

What you can find: Great poutine and steam-dog combo! If you say hi to Manny, he might take a few bucks off the price! NICE! Thanks Manny! Also; Pidgey, Rattata, Meowth, Seel, Fishy and Flowerhead.

 

5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

What you can find: Manny, Poutine, Pidgey, Drowsey, Machop

 

6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

What you can find: Rattata, Pidgey, Meowth, Eevee. Secret cheat-tip: You can find ANY Pokemon there if you say hi to Manny twice and order poutine for all your friends. Did I hear “poutine”? YUM!

 

7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

What you can find: Mankey, Rattata, Egghead, lots of Muk, Psyduck Poutine, Coderre, Steam-dogmon

 

8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Manny, Rattata, Squirtle, Manny, Steve, Diglet, Manny, Ghastly, MEWTWO!!!!, Pidgey, Manny2.

101 DJs From MTL You Gotta See Live

 

Montreal perfect DJ poutine bacon Younes music scene nightlife clubs and parties restaurants. Hip, hop, EDM, musicality. MONTREALITY! SOOOMTL.

Now here is a long, long list of Montreal DJs that we never said were the best but we hope will share this article on their Facebook!

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Wow! These Breathtaking Pictures Show Montreal As You’ve Never Seen It

Do you think you have seen the city? I am here to say that you have not. Not until you have seen these breathtaking pictures that showcase your beloved Montreal as it truly are: breathtaking.

(Source: Google Images / Picasa)

5 Types Of Girls You Should Totally Admire And Want To Date

Looking at a woman is so amazing, am I right? I’m so right. I know I am. It makes you want to say “WOW, I wish I could tap that thang!”. It’s even better when she looks like a professional full of success. As a beautiful, young and successful professional, I know many things about what kind of girl is best for you. If you are ugly though, you might not be their type… So, work hard at not being ugly and you might get a shot.

I’ve done some hardcore research you guys? And I found 5 Types Of Girls You Should Totally Admire And Want To Date

5. Thin Girls

Image source: http://www.irinatee.com

Fat girls are fat and sometimes they smell? Very unprofessional? You should date a skinny or thin girl. They are MUCH better than the others and they’re smart enough to keep a good diet and not get fat.

4. Funny Girls

Image source: Instagram

Ha-ha! That’s not how you’re supposed to ride a bike! She knows that, she is being funny? You didn’t think it was funny? Then you have no idea what is funny. Funny girls are funny because they are smart and they have success. Just look at Ilisa Shlesinger! She knows what she’s doing, she’s hot AND she’s the funniest comedian on the planet!

3. Russian Girls

Image source: Instagram

Exotic girls know best. Russian girls are very exotic and wise? Most of the Russian girls you will meet at McGill grew up in Chomedey but don’t let that stop you. Chomedey culture is very exotic.

2. Blonde Girls

Photo cred: Christel Melissa Mulongoy (www.irinatee.com)

Do blondes actually have more fun? Oh yes they do. I feel like blondes don’t get enough credit for their awesomeness. Some guys will say that they prefer red heads or brunettes, but a girl with bright blonde hair will still make them double take. Think about it, you know so many classic beauties whose locks are the color of the sun: Taylor Swift, Candice Swanepoel, Giselle, etc. If you’re still not convinced, here are ten more reasons why blondes are the best:

1: Blogger Girls

Image Source: Instagram

Blogger girls are smart and successful. Some make make-up tootoorials, some make song covers and some talk for a very very long time and these girls are very smart and good looking. It makes them very successful because they work super hard at it. You should admire them, envy them and cry when they finally answer your comment. They are the best?

Montreal City Will Provide Heated Bike Paths This Winter

Photo taken directly off a kid’s pocket along with his lunch-money.

In MTL, we have hardcore-cyclists. It’s probably a fact. They even bike in Winter, sometimes. Crazy! Well, HCCyclists, rejoice: Montreal could maybe provide heated bike paths, in theory!

“Some cities simply flatten the snow, others want to see asphalt” discovered M. Van Neste on the web. Could this mean MTL could maybe have it’s very-own heated bike path? It could. Van Neste is a pretty official-sounding name, we think!

At SoooMTL, we hate to start rumors. That’s why we verified this info with a guy. He said “I still can’t believe my grandson is a journalist! I’m so proud of you, boy! Great work”.

CONFIRMED: MTL WIN!

8 Extremely True Stereotypes About A Jewish Guy From Montreal

Do you know a Jewish guy from Montreal? Us too. If so,  these extremely true stereotypes might ring a bell for you.

(source: putting the word Josh in google)

1. His name is Josh.

It’s true! His parents named him Josh or probably Joshua, but at the very least Josh.

(Source: montrealgazette.com)

2. He is from Côte-St-Luc.

It wouldn’t be racist to say that our friend Josh is from Côte-St-Luc, because he is.

(Source: wikipedia.org)

3. He went to Concordia.

You know what they say about Josh, right? “Josh went to Concordia.” It’s funny, because it’s true. Like most stereotypes about our friend Josh.

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4. He buys his jeans mostly at American Eagle and sometimes H&M.

One commonly held belief about Josh is that he prefers midrange jeans that he can buy pretty much in any mall. This may shock some, but it’s true. Those are the jeans that Josh’s prefers.

(source: flickr)

5. He likes bagels mostly of all kinds but his least preferred one is all-dressed.

He says that they give him heartburn. Typical Josh!

(source: eonline.com)

6. He enjoys to ride a bike.

It has been said that people like our friend Josh do not like to ride a bike, but in this case, the stereotype is actually a reverse stereotype: he does! (Please note that for legal purposes here is a picture of Josh Duhamel who is not our friend Josh but is also named Josh. None of the stereotypes applies to Josh Duhamel except the one about the bike.)

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7. He likes the movie You, Me and Dupree all right but he does not own it on DVD.

Funny story: our new intern Alessandro has a friend also named Josh who LOVES the movie You, Me & Dupree and watches it a lot. He even quotes from it a lot! Alessandro was sure that our friend Josh was also possessive of this quality that afflicts all Joshies, but as it turns out, he does not! He has seen the film once or twice and remembers it fondly  but that is not a stereotype that applies – or does it?

(source: SoooMtL

8. He gets his hair cut about once a month.

The rumor is true: Josh thinks about once a month is a decent amount of time to get the proper amount of haircut that makes his hair feel good.

A Customer Was Spotted At Le Phillies Cheesesteak In The Mile End

If you’ve ever been in the Mile End, then you might have noticed that there is a variety of businesses there. People living in Mile End know that. Among these businesses is “Le Phillies Cheesesteak“.

For months now, people have been scratching their heads, standing in front of the building’s window: “What is it they’re selling? Why is it always empty?”. Today, everything changedmaybe. One of our interns, while she was riding her Bixi on the sidewalk and talking to us on her phone, noticed a customer inside the Phillies. She immediately stopped to observe. So what is Le Phillies Cheesesteak?

Image source: RestoMontreal.ca

As the customer exited the Phillies, our unpaid intern started asking the important questions.

So what is this place? Is it a store?

“I don’t know.”

Did you buy food there? Do they make food?

“There was kind of a smell in there. It smelled–”

Could you describe that smell to us?

“What do you mean ‘us’?”

I’m sorry, I’m a journalist? This is an interview?

“No you’re not.”

So from our first source: Le Phillies Cheesesteak smells.

A SECOND customer was spotted inside, but it ended up being someone on the TV hanging on the wall.

EXCLUSIVE: MOS DEF TO BECOME SCHWARTZ’S

(Source: https://titianschefferphotography.files.wordpress.com/)

After a whirlwind tour of the city whereupon he appeared on stage with Anna Kendrick Lamar at Osheaga and also replaced Action Bronson at Osheaga and did some standup comedy, the artist formally known as Mos Def but more currently known as yasiin bae has announced a new plan to become EVEN MORE MTL.

Sooo MTL has obtained EXCLUSIVE details upon the fact that the Brooklyn based rapper will actually PHYSICALLY BECOME Schwartz’s while he is staying in MTL. So head on over to 3895 Saint Laurent any time starting tomorrow to find not a building that houses a lot of smoked meat but instead 41-year-old rapper and actor Mos Def just standing there and epically being Schwartz’s.

(source: Renée Angelil)

Here’s 2 Year Old News So Your Facebook-Awkward Dad Can Repost This

Hello, youth! Look how hip and knowledgeable your dad is! You had forgotten all about him since you moved to the McGill ghetto and have a laundromat not too far away.

Did somebody say POUTINE? #mmmmm. Your dad likes poutine too! He knew poutine before you did.

But then, BAZINGA! Pops ain’t so wack now, is he!? Look at him now! Like this so he can feel acceptance. Don’t worry, your great-aunt is still going to leave that weird and useless comment on the article. “Hello, Bob! Are you still coming over on the 24th? Kisseds.”

These Mumford and Sons guys ain’t bad at all! Great car music!

Here Is A Desktop Background Using That Incredible Picture Of MTL!

Here is a cool D.I.Y. project for you guys in MTL! Save that incredible airshot of MTL and set it as your background image! Amazing! Some things can be so simple sometimes… Breath-taking view everytime you close all your windows!

Here is the final result on my desktop (click it for full-size experience):

Source: My computre!