Te Rest Of Me Going Be Disgusteng An Rany In Monreal


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Today is rane an col wedder will keep going for Me. De rest of Me gray, rane, sad.

Hopes for nex weak because wedder netwark predic 32 mondae. Predic rane an col for wedder nex many dae.

Bad new for ale were lookeng to sumar like becik, voleybale, sangria an terase.

Is going to rane tru weak.

Wedder forecase:

Sans titre


Sai. Godbai.

Good source for wedder forecase ere! Like ane folow! An SHAYR


Montreal Decided To Open 99 Red Balloons Themed Biermarkt We Think

So we were on the Google internet

And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!

Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!

Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.

We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.


Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

The Best Pokemon Go Locations To Find Rare Pokemon In MTL


Pokemon is all the rage, right now! With kids ranging from 30 to 45 years old, EVERYONE seems to be playing Pokemon Go on their cellphones (sorry Olds, You can’t play with your flip-phones LOL)!

But now everyone is wondering — WHERE DO I CATCH THE RARE POKEMONS?!? Well, the wait is over. We asked EVERYONE we know at La Belle Province, and we now have the COMPLETE list of the sweet, sweet spots to find your own Mewtwo! Here’s the full map with the list below!


1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Rattata, Squirtle.


2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (a true classic! who’s hungry???), Pidgey, Rattata and maybe Meowth.


3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

What you can find: Did someone say steam-dogs?? YUM! Affordable price! Also; Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pigeon.


4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

What you can find: Great poutine and steam-dog combo! If you say hi to Manny, he might take a few bucks off the price! NICE! Thanks Manny! Also; Pidgey, Rattata, Meowth, Seel, Fishy and Flowerhead.


5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

What you can find: Manny, Poutine, Pidgey, Drowsey, Machop


6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

What you can find: Rattata, Pidgey, Meowth, Eevee. Secret cheat-tip: You can find ANY Pokemon there if you say hi to Manny twice and order poutine for all your friends. Did I hear “poutine”? YUM!


7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

What you can find: Mankey, Rattata, Egghead, lots of Muk, Psyduck Poutine, Coderre, Steam-dogmon


8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Manny, Rattata, Squirtle, Manny, Steve, Diglet, Manny, Ghastly, MEWTWO!!!!, Pidgey, Manny2.

MTL’s Probably Hottest Spot To Sit In Is Back With A Solid Bang

I don’t know if you guys remember… but last year, Mile End was graced by the presence of a SUPER COOL SPOT to sit in.

Well, it’s BACK! OMG! And it’s got this AWESOME new location: right on the corner of St-Viateur and De Gaspé! Either if you’re into watching a big vinyl sticker of a woman laying on a pillow, or maybe if you’re more into truck-watching, this spot is for you! Since industrial music is making a come-back, you’ll wet your neeners at the sweet banging of trucks hitting pot-holes that’s even more intense than dat bassdrop you’re always craving! OOMF!


Conveniently located right next to the 46’s bus stop and the Champ Dae Possible (aka CDP in Mile End), this awesome terasse is sure to please everyone!

No smoking or drinking allowed.

Scientists Claim MTL To Be The Best City In The World For Poutine And Getting Turnt

It has been claimed, so it’s pretty much confirmed in science-talk!
A Scientist in the area of Science was seen drinking at Bar Brutus, claiming “ffffuck, man! I’m turnt like………… This poutine is so hyyyyyyype!!!”
He was later spotted in the women’s washroom, sleeping on a toilet seat.
This means MTL is now the Best City In The World For Poutine And Getting Turnt! Mayor Coderre commented on this new victory, saying he was very proud.

MTLGamer Review: MTL-made Farcry 4

Do you game? Do you g33k? Are you the ultimate cyber-warlord (LOL)? Boy, do we have a treat for you! Turns out newest intern’s friend has a Nentendo at home and he wanted to write a review for MTL’s very-own Farcry 4 from Ubisoft MTL!

Farcry 4 is a game much like Mario Party was a game too. It uses a controler-pad to direct the character, there is land where he walks on and the character you play can also jump! It gets pretty awesome as soon as you start the game, because there is a 10 minute-short movie. The movie is about a man in a bus and his old friend finds him. It’s like Big Bang Theory (BEST TV SHOW) but it’s outside and it’s got guns and it’s in India and there’s a man who gets stabbed with a pen. Ouch!

After the short movie, you are left in a house and you have to escape. This part was really difficult because I could not jump off the balcony. I tried and tried for maybe an hour and nothing worked. I don’t know the right manoevers for this, apparently. Luckily, I was told it’s a world that’s open kinda-game; there are many ways to do whatever you want! So I walked down some stairs, got scared and when I was outside, I was having a panic-attack so I had no idea what to do and I died many many times and I cried because it was violent. This game is HARD. But some people like hard games. I’m a geek and I like Big Bang Theory so I like this game too.

Source www.forbes.com Thats cute mankey! He dies after.

Source http://www.forbes.com
Thats cute mankey! He dies after.

After my friend played for two hours, I was given the controler back. The game was STILL hard because some buttons make grenades appear and I had to dodge them but the camera kept spinning because I didn’t know how to play. After two days of practice, I was finally able to play the proper way and I went into a car and I was looking at the beautiful birds in the sky over the lake and I ran over a man and fell in the lake. I had no idea what button I pressed so I couldn’t get out of the car either, it was a really stressful moment and I tend to faint when things get too stressful.

When I regained consciousness, my character was back on land and he wasn’t in a car anymore — gee, what a relief!

This game is good because A LOT of people like it. I like being a video-game cridic because I never do anything and I was doing something. I give it 5 thumbs up!