Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!

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Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for┬ásole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

TITTIES WERE IN FULL DISPLAY IN MTL THIS WEEKEND

(Source: QMI)

(Source: QMI)

OMG! Is this going too far? Apparently some titties were in full display this weekend as some crazy-ass broads manifested for the right to flaunt their chesticles right in our faces!

What’s more! Pictures were taken and featured on a newspaper! SWEATER PUPPIES WERE FREE AND ROAMED WILDLY ON THIS WEEKEND DAY! What do you think? We at SoooMTL are very open minded to the idea of bitches runnin wild! You go, girls.

Hopefully this will lead to the next natural step of evolution, wherein the meninist movement are going to fight hard to be free to flaunt their rock hard boners in pubic!