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It’s A Slow News Day So What’s Up With Netflix

Netflix Canada is a popular streaming platform on which to stream television and movies. So why are being so jokes?

In a Twitter post titled “https://twitter.com/Netflix_CA/status/1085232347203592192”, Netflix stated:

But why is this funny? Are they trying to be offensive? If so, why? Can anyone explain?

Some may say “They have explained what the joke is” but, if so, do we get it? Certainly not. Seems offensive? What is Netflix?

In this tweet they say this joke is from the show YOU – however MTLBlog does not have a show! Is this an idea of a joke?

And certainly, to make a joke if gay yourself – is that funny? Please explain.

Beware Montreal: Something Happened To Someone Somewhere, Most Likely

It Could Still Be Happening Somewhere, Chances Are


“Usually, when something dangerous or unusual happens within the city, police are able to shut it down pretty quickly. This helps limit any worry or fear Montrealers might have when venturing outside alone, especially during the darker hours of the day.”

-Sarah Lombardo

USUALLY, yes. But rumors have come to our screens that something may have happened and this time — police may not have any updates on the case… of the thing… that happened.

Apparently, the thing would have happened to someone, inside some area. It would have been very terrifying and we were very worried when we heard of the possibility of this thing happening, maybe.

We’re not trying to be pointless alarmist fucks, or anything. Wouldn’t you be worried if this happened to you? Or even a friend you have on Facebook? Share this journalistic article with a “feeling worried” and a worried emoji to describe your worry. Carry a knife at all times, trust nobody and never EVER sleep. Oh and buy poutine at La Belle Province. It’s on special this week.

Montreal Decided To Open 99 Red Balloons Themed Biermarkt We Think

So we were on the Google internet

And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!

Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!

Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.

We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.


Montreal Decided To Open A New Game Of Thrones Themed Bar Or Some Shit

That’s right!

Somewhere, in Montreal, Montreal has taken the decision herself to open a Game Of Thrones themed bar or something! We have seen pictures, and we may or may not have seen a sword somewhere. Oh, and a flag. There was definitely a flag. That means GoT my dudes (and girls too)!!!!!

Fuck yeah.

Fact-checking to be done later this month.


Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

Montreal Man Finds Creative Way To Skip In Line At Restaurants And Posts It On Facebook

Yesterday, some of our staff at SoooMTL noticed a rather fun and creative Facebook status from a user named Peter Manirath.

Apparently, Peter found a harmless lifehack to skip endless lineups at restaurants. Peter bragged about how he went into Petinos in Laval, and pretended that he was a food blogger who worked for MTLBlog in order to get special VIP treatment.

My boi!


Photo from Pete’s FB

Of course, we never heard of Petsos and we’ve never featured them several times on our “Best Of” lists, so it’s understandable that the staff there would expect us to show up every once in a while.

And as much as I want to give this guy points for being creative, I totally will, because this guy is the tits! It’s not MTLBlog that got scammed, in fact, no one did. Plus, Peter admitted he only did it to skip the line, which means he lifehacked like a BOSS.

So here are two sweet-ass templates to simply add your picture and pretend you’re part of SoooMTL and skip any line-up you want! You can do it with ANY BLOG too! AAANY BLOG (please note that we’re not saying you SHOULD, we don’t encourage it, but you toootally could).



Now go out there and have some fun!