Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

Winter is expected to be cold as heck for MTL in 2014/2015

Yes! It’s time to quote Game Of Thrones! Because wowaweewee, this winter is gonna be cold.

According to our sources (MTLBlog (who got their info off Canoe (who got their info off The Old Farmer’s Alamac (who got their info off a dude)))), someone found out that this Winter’s temperature is going to range from “cold-cold” up to “cold-cold-cold”. St?phanie’s got her winter tires on her Tiburon ready. Actually, she never took them off.

St?phanie would also like to remind everyone not to give warm blankets, money or anything to homeless people other than a Tim Horton’s coffee while you’re filming yourselves.



Don’t forget to shop for warm socks!