“Opening Soon” Mile End Restaurant Is Now Ready To Open And Fall Out Of Business In Two Weeks

Things are heating up in the Mile End and in a good way! Yes! The things that are heating are meals! Food? Yum!

Located at 75 St-Viateur, in the heart of the Mile End district, Cantine Emilia has almost finished prepping the opening of it’s brand new restaurant and will very soon be ready to open up and fall out of business two weeks later!

Following last year’s successes of the previous 13 restaurants that made their home in this typically-Mile-End building, there will for sure be a lot of good cookery going on!

We tried to get a word from the person who seemed to be the owner of this new restaurant and who was on site as we walked by, but his long gray hair and levitating body quickly hid behind curtains when he saw us. The only words that we could get from were “It is alost finished. ha ha…. HA HA HA! IT IS ALMOST FINISHED!”

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You Can Watch A Bunch Of Horrid Movies Under The Stars For Free In Montreal This Summer

You’ve already heard of a really fucking horrible movie, the movie that takes viewers on a ride through something and ends a sour date on a weird note.

If you have not seen the movie already, I just have one question: why the heck not? It is a popular movie with both audiences and critics, and it has one of the best soundtracks ever.

But if you haven’t had the chance to see a really fucking horrible movie yet, you’re in luck because Avenue du Mont-Royal is hosting a FREE outdoor movie screening complete with free popcorn on Thursdays. Oh no!

Cinéma plein air (Outdoor Cinema) is a weekly event that organises free outdoor movie viewings all summer long. This Thursday, the chosen movie is Bohemian Rhapsody. Murder me.

Along with the movie, visitors to Cinéma plein air will also get free popcorn. All you have to do is bring your own blankets, chairs and will to die watching an endless abomination sitting next to some dude watching his Facebook newsfeed through the entire movie. It’s the perfect way to spend a shitty night outdoors with strangers and go home disappointed!


Te Rest Of Me Going Be Disgusteng An Rany In Monreal


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Today is rane an col wedder will keep going for Me. De rest of Me gray, rane, sad.

Hopes for nex weak because wedder netwark predic 32 mondae. Predic rane an col for wedder nex many dae.

Bad new for ale were lookeng to sumar like becik, voleybale, sangria an terase.

Is going to rane tru weak.

Wedder forecase:

Sans titre


Sai. Godbai.

Good source for wedder forecase ere! Like ane folow! An SHAYR

Montreal Decided To Open 99 Red Balloons Themed Biermarkt We Think

So we were on the Google internet

And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!

Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!

Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.

We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.


Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

Are you hungry?

Do you eat? Food is SOOO MTL™! And food courts have food, so they’re a good place to go to if your hungry and you need to eat or if you just want to eat. Here are the best food corts in Montreal.


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Faubourg Ste. Catherine

This place is close to everything, especially the Library building. So when your’e hungry during a class that you’ve decided to skip to play some pool at Sharx, all you need to do is head upstairs to one of the most sanitest and best food courts in the city. Introduced in 1986 to create a pleasant zoological experience, the birds that fly through the food court area in search of dismissed bits of food and other trash will make your dining experience spectacular! This place could spell M-O-N-T-R-E-A-L with it’s DNA!


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Montreal Trust Place

If you have a SERIOUS Thai Express craving, this is the place for you! Also close to everything, the food court at Place Trust Montreal has lots of food, especially the delicious Pad Sew!<insert/spicy~tofu%[>


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Orange Julep

Technically, this isn’t a food court per se but it’s just SOOO MTL™! LOL! Get the hot dogs.


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Place Dupuys

That’s a classic Quebecois spot. If you like Basha, Subway, Cultures and Basha, you’ll feel right at home among the regulars. People go there to eat and hang and eat and hang. It’s a good spot, although it’s pretty far from everything.


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West Edmonton Mall

Technically not in Montreal but it certainly feels just like home and home is where the heart is, and the West Edmonton Mall will definetely steal your heart. It’s the biggest mall of a certain category that we’re not sure of anymore and our Wikipidia is down at the office so we can’t check but it’s big. So, being THAT BIG you can imagine that the food core is pretty big too and we couldn’t make a list of the best food courts in Montreal without including it.


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Carrfour Laval

Laval Center is not as big as the West Edmonton mall but it’s big too and the food court is TO DIE FOR! It’s so much to die for that it’s got like 3 of them!!! Seriously, it proabably has the BEST SUBWAY COUNTER IN CANADA! Always ask for everything but onions and hot peppers.


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Cavendish Mall

Conveniently located in Cote St. Luke, Cavendish mall’s food court will impress you with it’s vast selection of fast food counters: subway, Thai Express (i think), Mc Donald’s, Staples, Basha and Brown’s.


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Place Versailles

Try the Burger King and ask for Lateesha.


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Decarie Square Mall

If you’re a cinema afficioninado, you’re familiar with the Dollar Cinema at Decarie Square Mall. But did you know that it also had the best food court in MONTREAL? With it’s prestigious L&C Café franchise and Pizza Hut location, the Decarie Square Mall’s food court has everything that you need. And if you’re still hungry, you can also get some popcorn at the Dollar Cinema or ask the sales clerks at Chaussures Rubino if someone forgot their lunch in the backstore fridge and if you could please buy it.