Te Rest Of Me Going Be Disgusteng An Rany In Monreal

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Today is rane an col wedder will keep going for Me. De rest of Me gray, rane, sad.

Hopes for nex weak because wedder netwark predic 32 mondae. Predic rane an col for wedder nex many dae.

Bad new for ale were lookeng to sumar like becik, voleybale, sangria an terase.

Is going to rane tru weak.

Wedder forecase:

Sans titre

Unfortunate.

Sai. Godbai.

Good source for wedder forecase ere! Like ane folow! An SHAYR

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Montreal Decided To Open 99 Red Balloons Themed Biermarkt We Think

So we were on the Google internet

And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!

Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!

Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.

We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.

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Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!

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Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

LOL: 7 Amazingly Hilarious Things About MTL

If you live in Montreal, you love to laugh! HAHA! Because everyone knows that Montreal is FUNNY AS HELL! Seriously though, here are the funniest things that make Montreal SOOO MTL!

 

7.Francophones:

What’s up with francos? It’s like they’re French but they’re from around here so they aren’t! LOL! Theyr’e always all like “Rhon Hon! Oui monsieur! Fwa gras!” So funny!!! We love them! Rhon Hon!!!

 

6. Rick Mercer:

 

He’s political and he’s funny and his rants are literally the best thing you need. He’s got a universal sense of humour that’s still very Canadian and which you still can relate to if you live in Montreal! GO RICK!

 

5. Royal Canadian Air Farce:

If you grew up around Halifax like some of us at our cool office did, you know that what you thought you’d miss the most when you moved to Montreal was RCAF. THANK GOD FOR THE CBC! Their impersonations are always spot on!

 

4. Just for laughs’s Gags:

They’re SO MTL! No matter where you go in the world, you ca always watch Les Gags at an airport near you! Les Gags reprezent MTL! They NEVER get old!

 

3. Epic Meat Time:

(Source: foodbeast.com)

(Source: foodbeast.com)

BACON&BACON&BACON&BACON&BACON&JACK!!! LOL Classic Montreal foodie inside joke culture. Maybe only funny to people who truly love food (and epicness).

 

2. Farts:

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! LOL!

 

1. Dead Obies:

(Source: ixdaily.com)

(Source: ixdaily.com)

Can’t have a list about things without Dead Obies on it!

 

0. Patrick Huard:

Source: fr.canoe.ca

Source: fr.canoe.ca

We have no idea. St?phanie had a tantrum when we said we didn’t wanna add him to the list. He’s apparently really funny? A “huard” is a loon in english (fun fact: that’s what on the dollar coin aka why they call it a loony! Crazy!). I guess it’s pretty MTL.