Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!

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Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for┬ásole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

Mountain Drug Dealers Now Accepting Bitcoin

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one. You’re walking down Park Avenue, minding your own business, enjoying a bagel or smoked meat sandwich or poutine or moist towelette or another similarly MTL thing to eat, when you hear someone go ‘Hey!’.

You turn around and you see a dude running top speed at you from the top of the mountain. ‘Wanna buy some weed?’ he yells. You do! You do want to smoke that herb! But all you have on your person is Bitcoins, the fake internet money that’s popular with your generation.

Well, good news! Drug dealers on Mt. Royale now accept Bitcoins! ‘Yeah, whatever, we accept bitcoins now. I have the app on my phone. You need anything, man?’ says one man BlogMTL interviewed who chose to keep his name because he’s a dealer of illegal drugs. So invest wisely because one Bitcoin is currently worth 666 dollars (spooky!) – that’s a lot of mowie wowie, bro!