Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!


Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!


After a whirlwind tour of the city whereupon he appeared on stage with Anna Kendrick Lamar at Osheaga and also replaced Action Bronson at Osheaga and did some standup comedy, the artist formally known as Mos Def but more currently known as yasiin bae has announced a new plan to become EVEN MORE MTL.

Sooo MTL has obtained EXCLUSIVE details upon the fact that the Brooklyn based rapper will actually PHYSICALLY BECOME Schwartz’s while he is staying in MTL. So head on over to 3895 Saint Laurent any time starting tomorrow to find not a building that houses a lot of smoked meat but instead 41-year-old rapper and actor Mos Def just standing there and epically being Schwartz’s.

(source: Renée Angelil)

(source: Renée Angelil)