Montreal’s Journal de Montreal To Close In Montreal Due To Pressure From So-Called “Jokesters”

 

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BREAKING NEWS: In a Facebook post earlier today, the prestigious Journal de Montréal run by the respectable content generator Quebecoir Media has opted to close, citing work by an undisclosed parodical satirical publication has confused them their readership too much.

Indeed, in the post publicated in French only on their Facebook page, the Journal de Montréal has announced that despite the fact that they are worth 4 billion dollars, the costs necessary to fight off this unfunny parodist full of fake AF news that have no chill are too much for the respectable conglomerate from which everyone could stand to use a few lessons from.

Thankfully, we at SoooMTL are still around. We are resisting the oppressors and their “so-called jokes” which go against our goal of content generation for the 14-to-25 generational section of content enjoyers. Look for the SoooMTL logo on all publications to ensure that you are getting the highest content of content possible: we guarantee it.

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The Best Pokemon Go Locations To Find Rare Pokemon In MTL

THE HYPE IS REAL, BAE!

Pokemon is all the rage, right now! With kids ranging from 30 to 45 years old, EVERYONE seems to be playing Pokemon Go on their cellphones (sorry Olds, You can’t play with your flip-phones LOL)!

But now everyone is wondering — WHERE DO I CATCH THE RARE POKEMONS?!? Well, the wait is over. We asked EVERYONE we know at La Belle Province, and we now have the COMPLETE list of the sweet, sweet spots to find your own Mewtwo! Here’s the full map with the list below!

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1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Rattata, Squirtle.

 

2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (a true classic! who’s hungry???), Pidgey, Rattata and maybe Meowth.

 

3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

What you can find: Did someone say steam-dogs?? YUM! Affordable price! Also; Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pigeon.

 

4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

What you can find: Great poutine and steam-dog combo! If you say hi to Manny, he might take a few bucks off the price! NICE! Thanks Manny! Also; Pidgey, Rattata, Meowth, Seel, Fishy and Flowerhead.

 

5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

What you can find: Manny, Poutine, Pidgey, Drowsey, Machop

 

6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

What you can find: Rattata, Pidgey, Meowth, Eevee. Secret cheat-tip: You can find ANY Pokemon there if you say hi to Manny twice and order poutine for all your friends. Did I hear “poutine”? YUM!

 

7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

What you can find: Mankey, Rattata, Egghead, lots of Muk, Psyduck Poutine, Coderre, Steam-dogmon

 

8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Manny, Rattata, Squirtle, Manny, Steve, Diglet, Manny, Ghastly, MEWTWO!!!!, Pidgey, Manny2.

MTL’s Probably Hottest Spot To Sit In Is Back With A Solid Bang

I don’t know if you guys remember… but last year, Mile End was graced by the presence of a SUPER COOL SPOT to sit in.

Well, it’s BACK! OMG! And it’s got this AWESOME new location: right on the corner of St-Viateur and De Gaspé! Either if you’re into watching a big vinyl sticker of a woman laying on a pillow, or maybe if you’re more into truck-watching, this spot is for you! Since industrial music is making a come-back, you’ll wet your neeners at the sweet banging of trucks hitting pot-holes that’s even more intense than dat bassdrop you’re always craving! OOMF!

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Conveniently located right next to the 46’s bus stop and the Champ Dae Possible (aka CDP in Mile End), this awesome terasse is sure to please everyone!

No smoking or drinking allowed.

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20 Montreal Restaurants To Eat At For Under $20

Eating on the cheap should never be a struggle, especially not in a city like Montreal where every block boasts a new place to eat. Sure, the city has its fair share of expensive restaurants, but there are many more that you can enjoy for well under $20.
Now, we’re not talking about Dagwoods or places in food courts. We mean real, sit-down restaurants where you can have a meal without tons of random people walking right by you.
Of course, finding these legit, affordable restos can be a bit difficult, that’s why we’ve done the work for you. So get your bellies full while also keeping your wallet robust in our list of 20 Montreal restaurants to eat at for under $20 below.
Source: tripadvisor.com

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1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

 

Nestled in the heart of the Plateau, this Plateau classic has bangin’ cheese and curds!

Source: tripadvisor.com

2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

 

This classic 50’s diner serves some of the best sauce-covered poutines this side of The Main. BONUS: it’s super close to Pinq Taco, and we know you’re probably getting the munchies there anyway.

Source: tripadvisor.com

3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

 

This classic needs to be mentioned – sitting at the intersection of Montreal’s nightlife central, it’s where Montreal-style poutine was invented! Come taste history.

Source: tripadvisor.com

4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

 

You live in North Plateau but you still want some of that authentic poutine experience? Thankfully this little-known gem serves excellent poutine!

Source: tripadvisor.com

5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

 

Saint Henry might be the faraway land of crusty punks and DIY experimental music, but it’s also the land of POUTINE! This old-school joint feels like you walked right into Grease – all that’s missing is the Jimi Hendrix.

Source: tripadvisor.com

6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

 

All right, truth be told, none of us have ever been here. Chad has a friend that lives in the neighborhood, and there’s a rumor that the people who started this place also have a connection with number 3 on this list, so it should be a sure shot!

Source: tripadvisor.com

7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

 

It’s the sauce that really makes the poutine in this classic NDG restaurant stand out. The location is a little depressing (you may have driven past it when you return to Ontario on summer break) but the poutine more than makes up for it!

Source: tripadvisor.com

8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

 

Located just next to hipster central (Peel Pub), this small neighborhood joint serves up a mean pooter. Don’t be surprised if you have to wait behind a guy in a Natural Milk Hotel t-shirt!

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9. La Banquise

994, Rachel east

 

We’ve heard good things about the new kid on the block, though we’ve not had time to check it out ourselves. Beat the crowd and check it out now before it gets too popular!

Source: tripadvisor.com

10. La Pelle Province

195, rue de Martigny O (Saint-Jérôme)
All right. This one is a little bit out of the way, so you know we wouldn’t include it unless it was PHENOMENAL. And it is. There is nothing like this poutine anywhere else in the world – it’s really worth traveling for. It might not be IN Montreal, but it’s SO Montreal.

Source: tripadvisor.com

11. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

 

Nestled in the heart of the Plateau, this Plateau classic has bangin’ cheese and curds!

Source: tripadvisor.com

12. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

 

This classic 50’s diner serves some of the best sauce-covered poutines this side of The Main. BONUS: it’s super close to Pinq Taco, and we know you’re probably getting the munchies there anyway.

Source: tripadvisor.com

13. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

 

This classic needs to be mentioned – sitting at the intersection of Montreal’s nightlife central, it’s where Montreal-style poutine was invented! Come taste history.

Source: tripadvisor.com

14. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

 

You live in North Plateau but you still want some of that authentic poutine experience? Thankfully this little-known gem serves excellent poutine!

Source: tripadvisor.com

15. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

 

Saint Henry might be the faraway land of crusty punks and DIY experimental music, but it’s also the land of POUTINE! This old-school joint feels like you walked right into Grease – all that’s missing is the Jimi Hendrix.

Source: tripadvisor.com

16. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

 

All right, truth be told, none of us have ever been here. Chad has a friend that lives in the neighborhood, and there’s a rumor that the people who started this place also have a connection with number 3 on this list, so it should be a sure shot!

Source: tripadvisor.com

17. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

 

It’s the sauce that really makes the poutine in this classic NDG restaurant stand out. The location is a little depressing (you may have driven past it when you return to Ontario on summer break) but the poutine more than makes up for it!

Source: tripadvisor.com

18. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

 

Located just next to hipster central (Peel Pub), this small neighborhood joint serves up a mean pooter. Don’t be surprised if you have to wait behind a guy in a Natural Milk Hotel t-shirt!

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19. La Banquise

994, Rachel east

 

We’ve heard good things about the new kid on the block, though we’ve not had time to check it out ourselves. Beat the crowd and check it out now before it gets too popular!

Source: tripadvisor.com

20. La Pelle Province

195, rue de Martigny O (Saint-Jérôme)
All right. This one is a little bit out of the way, so you know we wouldn’t include it unless it was PHENOMENAL. And it is. There is nothing like this poutine anywhere else in the world – it’s really worth traveling for. It might not be IN Montreal, but it’s SO Montreal.

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101 DJs From MTL You Gotta See Live

 

Montreal perfect DJ poutine bacon Younes music scene nightlife clubs and parties restaurants. Hip, hop, EDM, musicality. MONTREALITY! SOOOMTL.

Now here is a long, long list of Montreal DJs that we never said were the best but we hope will share this article on their Facebook!

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Phillies Cheesesteak’s Only Client Turned Out To Be A Ghost Named Tony

After Saint Viateur’s world-famous Phillies Cheesesteak announced to MTL they were closing, the entire Mile End broke into tears. People all over (going as far as two blocks away from the place) handed out multiple petitions for them not to close but never ended up actually handing it to Phillies or Mayor Coderre.

Le Phillies Cheesesteak offered Philadelphia’s very-own cheese-steak sandwich. A tasty looking mix of the brown and orange colors. Although we have never stepped foot inside or know anyone who did, we had heard rumors of people spotting a man wearing a suit inside, eating one of the very famous sandwiches.

After receiving a few pictures of the suited man, we noticed a very interesting one. What we have here is absolute-proof (it was verified with our source and he said ‘yeah’) that the man was in fact a GHOST! Don’t believe us? See for yourself!

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Image source: The ghost-hunter-guy that emailed this to us.