Netflix Canada is a popular streaming platform on which to stream television and movies. So why are being so jokes?
In a Twitter post titled “https://twitter.com/Netflix_CA/status/1085232347203592192”, Netflix stated:
But why is this funny? Are they trying to be offensive? If so, why? Can anyone explain?
Some may say “They have explained what the joke is” but, if so, do we get it? Certainly not. Seems offensive? What is Netflix?
In this tweet they say this joke is from the show YOU – however MTLBlog does not have a show! Is this an idea of a joke?
And certainly, to make a joke if gay yourself – is that funny? Please explain.
It Could Still Be Happening Somewhere, Chances Are
“Usually, when something dangerous or unusual happens within the city, police are able to shut it down pretty quickly. This helps limit any worry or fear Montrealers might have when venturing outside alone, especially during the darker hours of the day.”
USUALLY, yes. But rumors have come to our screens that something may have happened and this time — police may not have any updates on the case… of the thing… that happened.
Apparently, the thing would have happened to someone, inside some area. It would have been very terrifying and we were very worried when we heard of the possibility of this thing happening, maybe.
We’re not trying to be pointless alarmist fucks, or anything. Wouldn’t you be worried if this happened to you? Or even a friend you have on Facebook? Share this journalistic article with a “feeling worried” and a worried emoji to describe your worry. Carry a knife at all times, trust nobody and never EVER sleep. Oh and buy poutine at La Belle Province. It’s on special this week.
So we were on the Google internet
And we saw an image and we found after a deep investigation that Ho-Mama district (a.k.a. Hochelaga-Maisonneuve) himself has accepted Mother Montreal’s offer of opening a 99 Red Balloons themed Biermarkt!
Biermarkt is German for “a place that has beer and other things too”, so we are very excited. No confirmations on who will be the big names of the craft-beer world available at the place, but Chad says he thinks he remembers one but not for sure. One thing for sure though — there WILL be balloons!
Make sure to check this place in the near future! BRA 99 Biermarkt is located somewhere close to Pie IX Daily Metro Station.
We’ll call BRA 99 eventually to make sure this information is true. In the meantime, suck it.
Somewhere, in Montreal, Montreal has taken the decision herself to open a Game Of Thrones themed bar or something! We have seen pictures, and we may or may not have seen a sword somewhere. Oh, and a flag. There was definitely a flag. That means GoT my dudes (and girls too)!!!!!
Fact-checking to be done later this month.
Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!
Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!
Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan
Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!
Yesterday, some of our staff at SoooMTL noticed a rather fun and creative Facebook status from a user named Peter Manirath.
Apparently, Peter found a harmless lifehack to skip endless lineups at restaurants. Peter bragged about how he went into Petinos in Laval, and pretended that he was a food blogger who worked for MTLBlog in order to get special VIP treatment.
Photo from Pete’s FB
Of course, we never heard of Petsos and we’ve never featured them several times on our “Best Of” lists, so it’s understandable that the staff there would expect us to show up every once in a while.
And as much as I want to give this guy points for being creative, I totally will, because this guy is the tits! It’s not MTLBlog that got scammed, in fact, no one did. Plus, Peter admitted he only did it to skip the line, which means he lifehacked like a BOSS.
So here are two sweet-ass templates to simply add your picture and pretend you’re part of SoooMTL and skip any line-up you want! You can do it with ANY BLOG too! AAANY BLOG (please note that we’re not saying you SHOULD, we don’t encourage it, but you toootally could).
Now go out there and have some fun!
BREAKING NEWS: In a Facebook post earlier today, the prestigious Journal de Montréal run by the respectable content generator Quebecoir Media has opted to close, citing work by an undisclosed parodical satirical publication has confused them their readership too much.
Indeed, in the post publicated in French only on their Facebook page, the Journal de Montréal has announced that despite the fact that they are worth 4 billion dollars, the costs necessary to fight off this unfunny parodist full of fake AF news that have no chill are too much for the respectable conglomerate from which everyone could stand to use a few lessons from.
Thankfully, we at SoooMTL are still around. We are resisting the oppressors and their “so-called jokes” which go against our goal of content generation for the 14-to-25 generational section of content enjoyers. Look for the SoooMTL logo on all publications to ensure that you are getting the highest content of content possible: we guarantee it.