Montreal perfect DJ poutine bacon Younes music scene nightlife clubs and parties restaurants. Hip, hop, EDM, musicality. MONTREALITY! SOOOMTL.
Now here is a long, long list of Montreal DJs that we never said were the best but we hope will share this article on their Facebook!
2 This guy
59 An Actual Baby Boy
89 DJ Mathieu Beaus/jour
Incredible! Local artist Maxence-Pickle Duhamel-Bergevin has been hard at work on this series of illustations that depict what various MTL personalities would look like if they were real. Take a look for yourself: these are very imaginative!
Coeur de Pirate
THE TORONTO STAR/Peter McCabe
Do you think you have seen the city? I am here to say that you have not. Not until you have seen these breathtaking pictures that showcase your beloved Montreal as it truly are: breathtaking.
(Source: Google Images / Picasa)
Looking at a woman is so amazing, am I right? I’m so right. I know I am. It makes you want to say “WOW, I wish I could tap that thang!”. It’s even better when she looks like a professional full of success. As a beautiful, young and successful professional, I know many things about what kind of girl is best for you. If you are ugly though, you might not be their type… So, work hard at not being ugly and you might get a shot.
I’ve done some hardcore research you guys? And I found 5 Types Of Girls You Should Totally Admire And Want To Date
5. Thin Girls
Fat girls are fat and sometimes they smell? Very unprofessional? You should date a skinny or thin girl. They are MUCH better than the others and they’re smart enough to keep a good diet and not get fat.
4. Funny Girls
Image source: Instagram
Ha-ha! That’s not how you’re supposed to ride a bike! She knows that, she is being funny? You didn’t think it was funny? Then you have no idea what is funny. Funny girls are funny because they are smart and they have success. Just look at Ilisa Shlesinger! She knows what she’s doing, she’s hot AND she’s the funniest comedian on the planet!
3. Russian Girls
Image source: Instagram
Exotic girls know best. Russian girls are very exotic and wise? Most of the Russian girls you will meet at McGill grew up in Chomedey but don’t let that stop you. Chomedey culture is very exotic.
2. Blonde Girls
Photo cred: Christel Melissa Mulongoy (www.irinatee.com)
Do blondes actually have more fun? Oh yes they do. I feel like blondes don’t get enough credit for their awesomeness. Some guys will say that they prefer red heads or brunettes, but a girl with bright blonde hair will still make them double take. Think about it, you know so many classic beauties whose locks are the color of the sun: Taylor Swift, Candice Swanepoel, Giselle, etc. If you’re still not convinced, here are ten more reasons why blondes are the best:
1: Blogger Girls
Image Source: Instagram
Blogger girls are smart and successful. Some make make-up tootoorials, some make song covers and some talk for a very very long time and these girls are very smart and good looking. It makes them very successful because they work super hard at it. You should admire them, envy them and cry when they finally answer your comment. They are the best?
Photo taken directly off a kid’s pocket along with his lunch-money.
In MTL, we have hardcore-cyclists. It’s probably a fact. They even bike in Winter, sometimes. Crazy! Well, HCCyclists, rejoice: Montreal could maybe provide heated bike paths, in theory!
“Some cities simply flatten the snow, others want to see asphalt” discovered M. Van Neste on the web. Could this mean MTL could maybe have it’s very-own heated bike path? It could. Van Neste is a pretty official-sounding name, we think!
At SoooMTL, we hate to start rumors. That’s why we verified this info with a guy. He said “I still can’t believe my grandson is a journalist! I’m so proud of you, boy! Great work”.
CONFIRMED: MTL WIN!
If you’ve ever been in the Mile End, then you might have noticed that there is a variety of businesses there. People living in Mile End know that. Among these businesses is “Le Phillies Cheesesteak“.
For months now, people have been scratching their heads, standing in front of the building’s window: “What is it they’re selling? Why is it always empty?”. Today, everything changedmaybe. One of our interns, while she was riding her Bixi on the sidewalk and talking to us on her phone, noticed a customer inside the Phillies. She immediately stopped to observe. So what is Le Phillies Cheesesteak?
Image source: RestoMontreal.ca
As the customer exited the Phillies, our unpaid intern started asking the important questions.
So what is this place? Is it a store?
“I don’t know.”
Did you buy food there? Do they make food?
“There was kind of a smell in there. It smelled–”
Could you describe that smell to us?
“What do you mean ‘us’?”
I’m sorry, I’m a journalist? This is an interview?
“No you’re not.”
So from our first source: Le Phillies Cheesesteak smells.
A SECOND customer was spotted inside, but it ended up being someone on the TV hanging on the wall.
Hello, youth! Look how hip and knowledgeable your dad is! You had forgotten all about him since you moved to the McGill ghetto and have a laundromat not too far away.
Did somebody say POUTINE? #mmmmm. Your dad likes poutine too! He knew poutine before you did.
But then, BAZINGA! Pops ain’t so wack now, is he!? Look at him now! Like this so he can feel acceptance. Don’t worry, your great-aunt is still going to leave that weird and useless comment on the article. “Hello, Bob! Are you still coming over on the 24th? Kisseds.”
These Mumford and Sons guys ain’t bad at all! Great car music!