Montreal Opens First-Ever Curry Bar For Real This Time

Montreal is quite the entrapranoor, nowadays! We’ve witnessed a quite impressive amount of bars, restaurants and stores OFFICIALLY opened by Montreal herself! How inspiring!

Now it’s Hochelaga‘s turn to have a taste of Montreal’s great ideas. Located on Ontario Street, in the heart of the heart-warming district also dubbed as “HOMAMA“, Boustan has officially opened its doors for the whole world to have a taste of the FIRST-EVER Indian-Curry-Themed experience! Yummy!

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Yummy yummy rollin’ tummy! Photo source: Boustan

Get your chopsticks ready, my bros (and also girls)! Indian-Curry-Themed restaurants are known to be spicy, or something! We don’t know. It’s not like we checked. Leave us the fuck alone! We took the info off Google Reviews! We usually require people to sign legal papers for sole proprietorship of their kidneys for us to make such a nice article! People by the GADJILLIONS click on our links. Eat shit, poors!

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SOOO MTL IS FRENCHING IT UP IN A MAJOR WAY IN 2015

Festival of Lights on Old Montreal Skyline, Quebec, Canada

(Source: davidgiralphotography.com)

Here at SOOO MTL, we have always known one thing: Montreal is a bilingual city, and there are many Frenches who we are not currently selling a brand identity to because they cannot read English. This is a problem, since we are the ones who made MTL what it is. Sometimes, you know, you make a child and it doesn’t do what you want it to do, like Chad’s brother Derrick who is a butcher or something (50k a year? lol). That is how we felt about ourselves until December 31th of 2014. A chunk of us as true MTLers was missing.

So we did what we do best here at SOOO MTL: we listened to you. We read your comments, even those that were filled to the brim with lemon-lime Haterade. We fed this information to our very serious team of market researchers and we came to the conclusion that, according to you, you would like to see our content in French. Some of you may have noticed earlier that we were looking for a content supervior in French; you thought it was a joke, but the only thing that was a joke was the salary offered (there is’t actually one). SOOO MTL is going into the New Year with a bang!

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Obviously there is nothing there yet, lol. But soon you can expect quality content that you’ve become accustomed to: wacky WTF videos about bitches being crazy, restaurant reviews, pictures of waffles, party pictures, articles about life in MTL, and other forward-thinking and avangarde content that is sure to make you think, but this time we will put an accent what look like this: é, in all of the times that we write Montréal.

We hope that you will continue to share blindly our content with your news petits amis et petites amis as well as your maman and papa; it will work the same way, you can just read the word poutine in the title and tag all of your friends on facebook in order to make vague plans that you’ll never follow through on. Only through you (and ourselves) can you help Narcicité Montréal flourish.

Remember Montréal: we made you, we can end you, but most of all, WE ARE NARCICITÉ.