The Best Pokemon Go Locations To Find Rare Pokemon In MTL

THE HYPE IS REAL, BAE!

Pokemon is all the rage, right now! With kids ranging from 30 to 45 years old, EVERYONE seems to be playing Pokemon Go on their cellphones (sorry Olds, You can’t play with your flip-phones LOL)!

But now everyone is wondering — WHERE DO I CATCH THE RARE POKEMONS?!? Well, the wait is over. We asked EVERYONE we know at La Belle Province, and we now have the COMPLETE list of the sweet, sweet spots to find your own Mewtwo! Here’s the full map with the list below!

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1. La Belle Province

1604, Avenue de Mont Royal East

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Rattata, Squirtle.

 

2. La Belle Province

3608, Saint Laurent

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (a true classic! who’s hungry???), Pidgey, Rattata and maybe Meowth.

 

3. La Belle Provence

1, Sainte Catherine W

What you can find: Did someone say steam-dogs?? YUM! Affordable price! Also; Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pigeon.

 

4. La Belle Province

1356, Jarry E

What you can find: Great poutine and steam-dog combo! If you say hi to Manny, he might take a few bucks off the price! NICE! Thanks Manny! Also; Pidgey, Rattata, Meowth, Seel, Fishy and Flowerhead.

 

5. La Belle Province

3001, Notre-Dame West

What you can find: Manny, Poutine, Pidgey, Drowsey, Machop

 

6. La Belle Provence

4579, Wellington

What you can find: Rattata, Pidgey, Meowth, Eevee. Secret cheat-tip: You can find ANY Pokemon there if you say hi to Manny twice and order poutine for all your friends. Did I hear “poutine”? YUM!

 

7. La Belle Province

6752, rue Sainte-Jacques

What you can find: Mankey, Rattata, Egghead, lots of Muk, Psyduck Poutine, Coderre, Steam-dogmon

 

8. La Belle Province

1216, Peel

What you can find: Great poutine at an affordable price (great for munchies when you’re a student! Say hi to Manny, he’s real nice), Pidgey, Manny, Rattata, Squirtle, Manny, Steve, Diglet, Manny, Ghastly, MEWTWO!!!!, Pidgey, Manny2.

SOOOMTL EXCLUSIVE: OSHEAGA SCHEDULE RELEASED!

Dudebro!!! OSHEAAAGAAA!!! WOO!!! You ready for some mad hype?! Because we got the schedule for Osheaga 2015 — HERE — at SoooMTL EXCLUSIVELY, brah! Share this article like MAD!

So here it is!

Day 1 (July 31st)

3:31PM: Time to suit up: wifebeater, khaki shorts from Simons, flip-flops (LOL! So ironic!!), fluo blue Ray Ban’s and DON’T FORGET the headband!!

3:34PM: You won’t really shower so just put on some colone.

4:03PM: You’re almost there, but pretend you’re waiting for a friend outside the station. Smoke a Kool if your cousin from Florida got you some in time for Osheaga. Scan around for the hottest chick with a feather on her headband. If she’s got two lines drawn on her cheeks that’s even better.

4:04PM: Get that first dose of MDMA flowin’!

4:41PM: Maybe you need a bit more.

5:06PM: SUCCESS! You’re making out with feather-chick like MAD in the hill! You can already go home for today but make sure you have her number so you can go mack some more during FUCKING BLACK KEYYYYS!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

5:32PM: The MDMA is kicking in and you’re fuckin’ HYYYPE! You decide to stay and mack some more with that cute feather-bae.

1:32AM: Feather-bae’s passed out. Your mouth hurts. Chug some JD and go to sleep with feather-bae.

Day 2 (August 1st)

4:43PM: Time to go! No need to change, but call your dudebro for some more MDMA because now you have your Oshea-bae. IT’S BK-DAY BABY!!!

4:44PM: It’s pretty early in the morning but get that MDflow on the go because you NEED to be ready for BKs!

5:26PM: Back on the hill to mack some more! Cha-chinnng!!!

6:00PM: It’s time for the strict MDMA schedule. You’ve set your alarms and there’s the first one. Take some more.

8:00PM: More.

10:00PM: More.

11:55PM: More. Get hype.

12:00PM: BLACK KEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Day 3 (August 2nd)

50:00,4pM: The doctors are pretty nice and that nurse is maaad-hot. Is feather-bae with you? Then she’s your bae-bae. You win, brah. You’ve done Osheaga2015 like a mad —- KIIING! PEACE!

5 Top-Tips to get yourself a bae in MTL

Winter is coming (lol). Getting a bae is hard at this time of the year. Weather’s getting colder, all the cool McGill students are back from their trips to Europe and you’re broke. Still wanna find a bae before winter comes? Alright. Here are some #1 tips from the #1 himself, the pro, the Chad.

1: When she’s talking, look like you’re about to laugh at ANY second

This might hurt.. but try keeping a wide open-mouth smile, raise your eyebrows the highest you can and prepare to laugh. Girls LOVE listeners, but what they love even better is being able to make a guy laugh. Might as well be prepared. It’ll force her to be funny and you’ll be able to get that laughter out pretty quick. She’ll cherish the memory all her life and that face you gave her will stay in her head forever.

 

2: Talk about that time you went to Berlin

Berlin’s the world hottest city right now. To show your proto-bae you know what’s hot, make sure to link various things to that time you went to Berlin throughout the night (it’s ok if you didn’t really go).
e.g. “Wow, that wall really reminds me of the wall of Berlin.” or “Wow, that pizza really tastes like Berlin!”

 

3: Always have the guy’s number ready at all time

Situation: you’re at the Comish (short for Comission Des Liquouors), a red-hot gal is staring at you all night. When it’s finally 3:15 (the only time you should ever go talk to a girl in a bar), you go and ask if she wants to go somewhere else (she probz wants to go to an After in the Village), she says yeah. What you will do is go hide and quickly call your guy to deliver you some dro’n’blow. So the second she says “Ugh… I’m outta blow… d’you have?”, you’ll be able to answer “Yeah, I have”. She’ll know she’s in good hands.

4: Always have a wingman with you

A wingman is mandatory. You can’t raise yourself to a semi-god status with a stranger, that stranger might have more success than you! Bring the most pathetic loser you know.

 

5: Take her out for a poutine!

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SO MTL!!! Impress her with your street-knowledge! Bring her to eat a Petit Poutine, NEW, at LA BELLE PROVENCE.