Have you ever been to a standup comedy show? We have! If you’re anything like us, you sat in the crowd while these funny people plied their trades and thought ”Wow, this guy/girl verily looks like a sandwich!” It’s true – most comedians look like sandwiches to the point that it will blow your mind.
Mike Carrozza and a Club Sandwich
Loveable comedian Mike Carrozza is a dead-ringer for a classic triple-decker club sandwich – mayo on the side please!
Shawn Stenhouse and a Marinara Meatball Sub
I bet you didn’t need US to point out that bewhiskered funnyman Shawn Stenhouse is practically identical to a scrumptious marinara meatball sub! Wow!
DeAnne Smith and an All-Dressed Hoagie
Local purveyor of yuks DeAnne Smith is well-known for wearing a shirt and tie on stage, making her ALL-DRESSED like this delicious-looking hoagie that we found on Google! (The red onion is like the sandwich’s tie, sortof.)
Scott Carter and a Monte Cristo
If you squint a little, you’d swear that this salty-sweety concoction was local comedian Scott Carter!
Chris Sandiford and a Philly Cheesesteak
This guy’s last name is practically almost sandwich already! (Fun fact: the sandwich was named after the Earl of Sandwhich, who much like Chris Sandiford, was not actually a sandwich! Crazy!)
Eman and a Classic PB&J
Nope, you’re not seeing double – that’s local comedian Eman El-Husseini and a classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Walter J. Lyng and this Felafel Wrap
How many times do you think local comedian and wresting enthusiast Walter J Lyng be mistaken for a felafel wrap in an average day? A lot, we bet. Many times.
Adam Susser and the Rodeo Chicken Jr. Sandwich at Burger King®
Presenting the new Rodeo Chicken Jr. Sandwich from Burger King®. The Rodeo Crispy Chicken comes with a crispy chicken patty, sweet and spicy BBQ sauce, and onions rings on a sesame seed bun. Find one now at your BK®!
Mike Paterson and a Chicken Sandwich from Romados
LOL, bruh, did you think we were going to go an entire article without mention Romados? #smdh #fail
John St. Godard and a Reuben
The proof is in the pudding (smoked meat pudding? that gives me an article idea!)
Jess Salomon and a Cream Cheese Smoked Salmon Bagel
Salomon… Salmon… Get it? We can makes jokes too you know LOL also the bagel is VERY MTL as you probably know.
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Haha! This made me giggle.