Chad’s Top 10 Places For A Quick Pee – When You Just Gotta Go!

All right: picture the situation. You’re strolling downtown, sipping on a Coolatta from Dunkins’, just soaking in the pure spirit of MTL that makes MTL what it is. But suddenly it hits you: you have to make it rain, and not in the clubbing way. It’s okay, bro, we’ve all been there. We’re all humans. Finding a place to relieve yourself in the hustle and bustier of downtown can be complicated, doe, so we enlisted the help of our most trusted ally, Chad.

Chad’s a resourceful guy and he knows a think or two about needing to pee. He shares here some of his best secret spots to take a quick, discreete pee in MTL.

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

10. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

These stairs are hidden from view and convenient!

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

9. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

This is a different set of stairs but it offers even more coverage from looky-looks and random passerbys. (Watch out for syringes, lots of diabetics in this area!)

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

9. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine Eas

This is a good spot for gardeners and smokers as there are more conventient surroundings. A loo with a view!

 

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

7. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

Futuristic – it looks like something out of the obscure movie The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon (look it up!).

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

6. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

A shady spot for the dog daze of summer – no chance of getting a sunburn while you wizz!

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

5. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

You might as well learn some things about the Francophile culture that surrounds you while you releive yourself! Here’s an for a new TV show starring a very famous comedian and some guy called Stéphane Roussel.

(Source: Chad's iphone)

(Source: Chad’s iphone)

4. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

Best places to pee are always in the corner. This is a corner. You are not very MTL if you cant make the connection (LOL).

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

3. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

Brick walls are very popular when they’re inside a house or inside a cool bar that looks like a garage. Pretend you’re peeing in your friend Jake’s loft or something – it’s lots of fun to be pretend-mean!

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

A tweet from Katy Perry to her 54.4 million followers about her dinner at Montreal’s Park with Neil Patrick Harris on Monday has triggered a rush of ephemeral, sensationalist interest in kaimin katsugyo.

So cool of them to put this funky art installation here for us to pee ! So MTL!

(Source: Chad's iPhone)

(Source: Chad’s iPhone)

1. Pavillon Judith-Jasmin
405, Sainte Catherine East

Damn, this spot is so great that it looks like we were beaten there already! You’ve only got a couple more days to try it out before it becomes the most popular in town!

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